Had to register my legs with the Bangkok police department. https://t.co/D4JLvpFZ2A

If only my prom had been in Bangkok. https://t.co/vonLQ5JvmI

The scorpion here is so much better than the scorpion I get at the Glendale Galleria. https://t.co/s7X736R36t

.@larsulrich kindly agreed to let me play an acoustic set at @Metallica’s L.A. shows and ruin metal for everyone. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/fN04AAev58

Just met a fan in Bangkok who came to my show 17 years ago and kept his Late Night shirt. It still smells like 2006. https://t.co/JBjCtU9OMS

Not only did @OfficialJLD agree to do my podcast again, but she also let me try on her lipstick. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/UqDqUUKg0m

Rory Scovel is one of the funniest people I know. Catch him on tour right now. Hey Boston, I’m talkin’ to you!! Tix: https://t.co/zfUsUsFqHb https://t.co/1oGk7tyrPe

I sat down with my hilarious and longtime friend @alfranken to discuss why you can’t be funny in Washington, getting his parents cut from SNL, and “The Only Former U.S. Senator Currently On Tour Tour.” https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/FV4t8aerUX

I chatted with a fan from Thailand about nicknames, how I helped her find love, and my best advice for teaching an 8am university class. https://t.co/FoQQ678WzK

Hear how @zachbraff got @morgan_freeman to record his outgoing voicemail message AND star in #AGoodPerson. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/L83s0pFOoU

It’s only a matter of time before I’m topping the Norwegian pop charts. https://t.co/3yJb7rrr1k

I offered to put my signature vocals on @BillieEilish and @finneas' next hit song. Hear their response @‌ https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/Ck1benHN9A

Very happy to honor my friend @AdamSandler at the #MarkTwainPrize celebration and even happier he didn’t wear basketball shorts. Tune in tonight @ 8pm ET on @CNN https://t.co/rrymlRcuhD

I was thrilled to chat with @MichelleObama for “The Light” podcast. Listen now on @audible_com. https://t.co/4y07hrddCr #TheLightxAudible https://t.co/cApXm1d7mp

Hear me try to find common ground with rock superstar Chris Martin, without seeming deranged. @coldplay https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/XoNIkJPXgl

Hear my fan, Avril, give me the lowdown on dating apps in Ireland (lots of guys who love "sea swimming" and Guinness) https://t.co/aMHj0PQT8v

If you didn’t get the chance to listen to my @SIRIUSXM interview with @NeilYoungNYA, it’s available now wherever you get your podcasts. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/rQgQ3NkCId

I saw Japanese Breakfast perform at Coachella last year and have been obsessed with them ever since. Hear me chat with lead vocalist, Michelle Zauner @‌ https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ @Jbrekkie https://t.co/H3esL9PiBR

When @NorahJones asks for a "cockaroo," you give her a "cockaroo." Listen: https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/o3iPDpapc1

Hear my very good-looking fan, Bruno, inform me that he’s only “average” in Madrid. https://t.co/wXg6B80F3l