Special thanks to @SarahKSilverman for helping me come up with my newest podcast: Dick Move with Conan O’Brien. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/KYPTUbdzUE

Why don’t they just make the entire balloon out of the black box?

Shoutout to my fan Anna for waking up at 5am to talk to me about Thai nicknames and ping pong shows. https://t.co/QzKMakBeqV

Come to hear the story of how @thevirdas faked appendicitis at age 12, stay to hear that he actually had his appendix removed. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/Zkuuc9Z0LU

I did a fake ad for a real coffee shop in Slovenia. Now I want my money! https://t.co/Fn6KTaz1fI

I used my podcast to get Timothy Olyphant back into my life and he played me like a chump. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/zvwhusK21X

Turns out I burnt my fingerprints off for nothing. https://t.co/585ICuhEZI

Apparently, my podcast has been a huge source of inspiration for my fan Carles' drag persona, Red Velvet. https://t.co/agaL7QxhXt https://t.co/jyIm6wTL6R

I had ulterior motives for inviting @Ramy Youssef on my podcast: to get a guest star role on his show and to talk about #TopGun: Maverick. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DrKP0zKAGj

My fan Jill lives in a fake Star Trek town populated by Vulcans, cowboys, and Spocks. Hear more about this weird corner of the world @ https://t.co/ltYEnFI5VK https://t.co/IrzppCyczn

I didn’t ask @bryancranston to tell me the story of how he lost his virginity at age 16 to a sex worker in Austria, but he did. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/VupqAUlT4n

I told a rabbi about my favorite bit to do at a bris. https://t.co/wIOL5HjNHh https://t.co/4sBLoMCzJ5

As a longtime #GossipGirl fan, I had many questions for @PennBadgley. I may have embarrassed myself... https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/X1fv4O3gyY

Find out how @edhelms became one of the only cast members from #TheOffice who didn’t intern at my show. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/8smJGHZZGg

I had a great time talking to @ash_flowers about true crime, her favorite cases, and the best place to hide a body. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/q01h05I9na

I had a great time talking to @ash_flowers about true crime, her favorite cases, and the best place to hide a body. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/lFEmPqpe1E

Hear my pitch for a Pixar movie about a baboon named Garbage. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/ZbC83eAH3S

Hear me chat with @MichelleObama about insecurity, parenting, and “that guy” @barackobama. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/cVa1DtBwP0

Randall Park showed up to this interview with gifts. Future podcast guests, take note. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/EJ04x2aTuf

I loved Gilbert Gottfried — I saw him in a club when I was 20, and he redefined for me how funny someone could be on stage. Check out this link to help honor his memory. https://t.co/6PJzqivOtN