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6.8 miles below the sea is the Marianas Trench, and 6.8 miles below that is the bar Trump set for Biden.

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I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again.

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2 dni temu
Easy compromise: Lower the maximum wage to $15/hour.

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The great thing about xylophones is.

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4 dni temu
More humiliating for Trump than impeachment: When he finally exits the White House, instead of a helicopter, send a Kia Soul.

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5 dni temu
I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.

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“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase.

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7 dni temu
Samantha won’t return to Sex and the City because the character is now a QAnon Congresswoman from Florida.

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8 dni temu
What's the best vaccine? Pfizer, Moderna or Dave's Hot Vaccines?

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9 dni temu
I loved reminiscing with Fred Armisen about all those years I spent bullying him in the hallways of 30 Rock. Hear our conversation @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/4f7eiPGRYm

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10 dni temu
Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country. https://t.co/X3YdsmbAJ7

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11 dni temu
Now what am I supposed to do with my 89 million Parler followers?

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13 dni temu
After the horrible attack on our nation's Capitol yesterday, I wanted to talk to someone with a unique perspective on the Republican Party and what it has become. My conversation with Ron Reagan is available now. https://t.co/U1nBgNsaRO

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14 dni temu
Happy two-week birthday, Jesus! (It never hurts to kiss a little deity ass).

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15 dni temu
Excited for Fashion Week 2021, I can’t wait to see what this year’s cardboard cutouts will be wearing.

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16 dni temu
Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek.

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It's almost like Mitch McConnell behaves the way he thinks a guy with a face like that should behave.

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