Conan O'Brien
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Conan O'Brien
2 dni temu
The only thing I know for sure about any show I do at HBOMax is that Jean Smart will be starring in it.

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Conan O'Brien
2 dni temu
As I wrap up my nightly show, no one keeps me humble like my comedy hero Martin Short. https://t.co/CEoXueQ3UK

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Conan O'Brien
3 dni temu
Did the slip n' slide cause the diarrhea, or did the diarrhea cause the slip n' slide?

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6 dni temu
Sometimes gross? A French kiss.
Always gross? A French kiss on the cheek.

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Conan O'Brien
7 dni temu
99% of us are merely tolerating you, celery.

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9 dni temu
Being a grownup is great, but sometimes I miss crying until someone feeds me.

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Conan O'Brien
9 dni temu
"You can't make this stuff up" is the most pre-internet phrase ever.

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11 dni temu
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12 dni temu
Someone suggested that I take private yoga classes. That someone was my yoga class.

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Conan O'Brien
13 dni temu
The CDC has been eerily silent on whether vaccinated people can lick every joystick in a Dave & Busters.

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Conan O'Brien
14 dni temu
no mask who dis

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Conan O'Brien
15 dni temu
Shout-out to Sasha, a fan from Ukraine, who stayed up until 2 am to chat with me about Dungeons & Dragons, weird jobs, and his comically large teacup. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/0dpJSDVPmE

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Conan O'Brien
16 dni temu
Going through old footage from my years in late night, and was surprised to discover from 2012-2014 CONAN was actually just a panda sanctuary live cam.

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Conan O'Brien
16 dni temu
Half the USA is vaccinated. The other half thought 2020 was just too much fun.

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Conan O'Brien
18 dni temu
Listen to President @BarackObama and I discuss everything from the future of our nation and his philosophy on dancing, to that time he was my opening comedy act. This conversation was an honor and a joy. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DBiosNFX9e

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Conan O'Brien
19 dni temu
Due to cash problems, Donald Trump's Florida home had to take on a sponsor and is now Mar-a-Lego. (thought of this tweet at the urinal)

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