"My nipples used to pop out so much on their own." https://t.co/7tII6huCuT

Who says you can't be in love with your clothing? These pics will have you in rose colored glasses all year long. https://t.co/iy2sPvLdNx

Joe Exotic's lawyers were so confident he would be on Trump's pardon list they even hired a limo to pick him up from prison in Texas. https://t.co/3pMVsvqZiI

The higher you climb, the more you know about Disney! https://t.co/YQkd3RdHPe

RT @davidmackau: Scoop: Carole Baskin told me of her relief that Joe Exotic didn't get a Trump pardon https://t.co/gwPcUECkLX

What if I told you...

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"Now they are bonded for life, the two of them." https://t.co/eE3St4uvEy

"Funny how someone was rockin' the Dior 1s at the Inauguration and Bernie still got the most drip there." https://t.co/HODzhH6OqH

The 22-year-old poet and activist has two books releasing this year. https://t.co/XNhe6BYcrw

"This is how adults date." No, sir, it's not. https://t.co/EUZeKZmXap

Biden used Trump's old @POTUS account to issue a tweet that was actually...presidential. https://t.co/2ia77pstsy

There are products that solve problems, then there are products like these that solve problems *and* have the receipts. https://t.co/8lyfBTMsYk

Not what anyone was expecting. https://t.co/dwHsnnMggx

Out with the old in with the new. https://t.co/UmpqyMgiIJ

"I didn't think that I was going to cry during the inauguration but then Amanda Gorman happened." https://t.co/OURpPgBrJl

"Black and Brown girls needed this moment. I needed this moment growing up. I never saw myself in any of those moments until now." https://t.co/b9Ef2YRIhH

A time for change, a time for memes. https://t.co/f8KDNRvWrl

A "commonplace and miraculous" event calls for a "commonplace and miraculous" accessory. https://t.co/mv7kgW56ZY

"Too many people need to stay out of a woman's uterus." https://t.co/22zVbRUon1

"I’m literally bawling right now." https://t.co/kfNPWwnMQk